Monday, January 19, 2009

MBTA Wuuuv Stories

Make the commute more exciting!


Was staring at me when I awoke from having my face and entire body pressed against the corner of the window...

Wow! I have never seen anybody fall asleep standing up on the train before. I can't even fall asleep seated. That is so impressive. You know - if I had been sitting down I would have given you my seat. So what do you do, anyway...?





Kind older Bolivian gentleman...
Are you accepting applications for marriage?





Might have been gay...
Last night I got WASTED. I was supposed to be wrapping Christmas presents for my nephew. Get this - I ended up using wallpaper instead of wrapping paper! Ha ha ha. Your hair is pretty.




At a party...
"A guy at the T station made me this balloon animal parrot, and he wrote his phone number and email address on it and sang to me in Italian."

"Ooooh... was he cute?"




"Well... how do I say this? He was a clown."

1 comment:

Beth said...

I just have emo stories about children. I wish my life was more like yours.